Rejected 'Cat in the Hat' Episode

Here's a rejected 'Cat in the Hat' show.  I really don't see the problem - it seems  like wholesome, family shit to me.  By the way, these are actual quotes.  I'm not making this up.

"Mommy, can we go to Splishy Splashy pond with the Cat in the Hat?  We'll bring you back some scum."

"Timmy that guy is a perv.  Besides, Mommy needs you to watch your little sister.  Mommy needs to find you guys a new daddy.  No fires this time, Timmy."

The rest of the script is the Cat in the Hat playing Solitaire, drinking   Jägermeister out of a dirty coffee cup, and masturbating.