Bieber-Palin Super Collider

I have a new science project idea.  As a country we've decided that it's perfectly okay to spend billions on things like particle accelerators, which are really nothing more than circular tunnels.  But they provide jobs to people who are good at digging circular tunnels, so I guess it benefits the overall economy.  I need to learn how to dig circular tunnels.  People have always said to me, "Everybody is good at something."  Maybe digging circular tunnels is my one shot to fully realize my potential?  I thought it was drinking.  I quit drinking so now I'm left with digging circular tunnels.  I'll keep you informed on the progress of my new career path.

Anyway, I think America would be just as curious to know what happens when Justin Bieber is accelerated near the speed of light and collides with Sarah Palin.  I'm sure scientists can sort through the blood and gut pile and figure out what happened to all the protons, electrons, and quarks.  How hard can it be?

Now that the space shuttle is over and done with, we need a new, national science project to excite little school children's imaginations.  Sarah Palin is a name school children may be unfamiliar with, so we can substitute the Jonas brothers.