Cat in the Hat vs Curious George

CG:

"Oooh ah ahh."

CITH:

"What?  You want me to harvest one of your kidneys, yes?" 

CG: Pointing and jumping up and down.

"Oooh ah ahh!  Oooh ah ahh!"

CITH:

"You want me to make a Polio vaccine?"

CG:

"Oooh ah ahh."

CITH:

"Your mother will not mind at all if you do.  By the way, who is your mother?  Is she in prison?

 CG:

"Oooh ah ahh."

MOTHER:

"You want to get a kidney removed to make a rudimentary Polio vaccine?  And the Cat in the Hat is going to perform the surgery?  I guess that's fine.  Just don't be late for dinner.  We're having your favorite - dog tacos."

CG:

"Oooh ah ahh!"

Rejected 'Cat in the Hat' Episode

Here's a rejected 'Cat in the Hat' show.  I really don't see the problem - it seems  like wholesome, family shit to me.  By the way, these are actual quotes.  I'm not making this up.

"Mommy, can we go to Splishy Splashy pond with the Cat in the Hat?  We'll bring you back some scum."

"Timmy that guy is a perv.  Besides, Mommy needs you to watch your little sister.  Mommy needs to find you guys a new daddy.  No fires this time, Timmy."

The rest of the script is the Cat in the Hat playing Solitaire, drinking   Jägermeister out of a dirty coffee cup, and masturbating.