My childhood yard
was okay. The backyard wasn't particularly big, but it was a solidly,
middle middle-class size nonetheless. It was the sort of backyard
you'd pick up at Sears. It was a good value for my parents, who had
to save up to get it. Some wealthy people get big backyards from
their mother, like the Kardashian sisters. Their mother married a rich
lawyer. He defended celebrities against the sort of legal trouble
they get into, like driving while drunk, drug use, and murdering
their ex-wives.
Anyway, I used to have to
mow the lawn. I didn't mind doing that chore because I liked to make
the lines in the grass line up. Our grass wasn't the best but our
lines were. It looked like the infield of a major league baseball
diamond. It was easiest to go east-west but I'd change it every week
or so and go north-south or southeast-northwest. Later on my parents
put a gazebo in the center of the backyard and that made getting the
lines lined up quite a bit harder, but that just made it more of a
challenge. They got the gazebo because my mother liked to imagine
herself sitting in it and my father liked the thought of taking
pictures of people standing in front of it. By that time I was a
teenager and didn't use the backyard much myself since it didn't
contain anything I wanted to smoke.
Before the gazebo
arrived and my older brother departed for California, I'd play
generalized sports with him. My Dad never did anything with me - like he was supposed to. So, my brother filled in. He is eight years
older than me so he was always better at everything which used to
make me real mad. We'd play catch with a frisbee and I got pretty
good. If you threw it a certain way it would fly in parabolas, or if you held it level upon release, it would fly as
straight as Tom Cruise. If it was windy the wind would catch it at
the last second, the frisbee would rise a few inches, and hit you in
the face. Sometimes I would miss a catch or didn't want to catch it
in the first place because my brother threw it too fucking hard, and
then it would crash into the aluminum siding on the back of the
garage.
The neighbors must
have hated that sound.
My Dad must have
hated all those dents in the siding.
He never said a
word about them.