Tuesday, July 14, 2015

American Pharoah

The local news is all in a twitter (I didn't look at Twitter) over American Pharoah visiting a track.



The horse said, "Triple Crown?  What's that?"

After a reporter explained the elusive achievement, the horse further said, "I was just trying to get that fucker with the pituitary disorder off my back.  He beats me too.  And who put this wreath on my neck?  It looks stupid and I'm allergic.   I'm going to get a fucking rash."


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