Friday, October 22, 2010

What else is Juan Williams afraid of?



This week's distraction is Juan Williams and he's afraid of snakes on a plane.  And he's also worried about Muslims on a plane.  What really makes his bowels irritable though, is Muslims dressed in Muslim garb putting their snakes in the compartment over his seat.  Maybe he's projecting his fears about his role at Fox News.  After all, a Muslim dressed in Muslim garb has about the same chance of getting through airport security unnoticed as a black guy's opinion has of being taking seriously on Fox News.

Fox News is all in a twitter because they finally got a black friend and that took a lot of effort over the years.  They were close to getting Hootie but he backed out at the last minute.  So, they're going to defend Juan with all they've got.  Bill O'Reilly, who recently found out, much to his surprise, that black people use silverware, is defending Juan's fear of bed sheets used as clothing.  Racism is so ignorant and ignorance is so racist - whichever the case may be.  The silverware remark was at worst, ignorant.  It's Mexicans who don't use silverware.  Get your brown people straight before you open your mouth and embarrass yourself.

Anyway, who gives a shit.

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