Cinco de Mayo

Happy Cinco de Mayo, people!

The annual Mexican cop killing festival.

Maybe it's the annual celebration of the accordion.

Steve thinks it's all about mayonnaise and sandwiches.

So, I asked the drivers at the intersection.  "What, exactly, is Cinco de Mayo?"  They gave me some useful feedback, even though my questionnaire was over ten pages long, and 97% drove off with my pen.  Some of my questions were a simple yes/no, like, "Is this holiday about sandwiches?"  And from the next page, "Is this holiday about killing cops?"

Here are some of the answers to the question on page one, "What, exactly, is Cinco de Mayo?"

• "Fuck you weirdo!  Now get away from me."
• "Don't touch my windows.  Now get away from me."
• "I'd run you over but that would make me late for work.  Now get away from me."