The new TV season is almost upon us. America has a criminal justice fetish and so we can never have enough cops, doctors and lawyers. Thank god we've got plenty of each kind (thanks god), but mostly cops. Technically speaking, just about every cop show has a doctor or a lawyer, and every lawyer show needs a cop to lie at the trial about the handgun or the dimebag they planted on the defendant, but I had to categorize each show for the sake of my handy table. I haven't included the TNT original shows in my table, but they have 'Rizzoli & Isles' in some bad-guy-chasing, dirty-over-thirty, super-hot, girl-on-girl action. They have a chick called 'The Closer.' Evidentially she's a cop, but she finds the time to help you close shit, like a 30 year mortgage re-fi. TNT also has one or more cop shows with 'blue' in the title, like dark blue, rookie blue, navy blue, or some fucking thing. And CBS gives us another 'blue' show, this one starring Tom Selleck's mustache, called 'Blue Bloods.'
Your DVR is going to get quite a workout this fall as many shows are stacked upon each other, especially on Friday night, but we can catch up over the weekend. Wednesday night looks particularly good and is our best chance of the entire week to see lawyers doggedly pursuing truth, justice, and other whimsical fantasies based upon our judicial system.
Here's a list for each night so you can plan appropriately.
Here's a list for each night so you can plan appropriately.
| Day | Time | Show | Cops | Doctors | Lawyers |
| Monday | 8:00 | House | ✔ | ||
| 10:00 | Hawaii Five-O | ✔ | |||
| Castle | ✔ | ||||
| Chase | ✔ | ||||
| Tuesday | 8:00 | NCIS | ✔ | ||
| 9:00 | NCIS: Los Angeles | ✔ | |||
| 10:00 | Detroit 187 | ✔ | |||
| Wednesday | 9:00 | Criminal Minds | ✔ | ||
| Law & Order: SVU | ✔ | ✔ | |||
| 10:00 | Law & Order: Los Angeles | ✔ | ✔ | ||
| The Whole Truth | ✔ | ||||
| Thursday | 8:00 | Bones | ✔ | ||
| 9:00 | Grey's Anatomy | ✔ | |||
| CSI | ✔ | ||||
| 10:00 | Private Practice | ✔ | |||
| The Mentalist | ✔ | ||||
| Friday | 8:00 | Medium | ✔ | ||
| 9:00 | CSI: New York | ✔ | |||
| Body of Proof | ✔ | ||||
| Good Guys | ✔ | ||||
| 10:00 | Blue Bloods | ✔ | |||
| Outlaw | ✔ | ||||
| Saturday | 8:00 | Cops | ✔ | ||
| 8:30 | Cops | ✔ | |||
| Sunday | 10:00 | CSI: Miami | ✔ |
Mr. Thornhill,
ReplyDeleteThe Closer is a great show, you dick! She closes the murder case by getting the accused to confess without violating their rights; she doesn't help you with your Re-Fi. Get your facts straight you bigoted pig!
You could have used constable instead of Cops. That isn't proper use of the title. These guys and gals put their life on the line for shit heads like you so that you can spew your hatred for all that is sacred!
God Bless America and nowhere else!
I was perhaps, hard on you but that is the chance you take when you blog. I will give you kudos for the listing. It is informative to a point (see previous comment). Thank you for taking the time to inform us ignorant low class bastards. It is the "real Americans" such as yourself that keep this country #50!
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