Gold Rush S05E07 - a review

Today (or tonight -  I don't know when you're reading this) we review Discovery channel's super mega-hit, extra-special, massively massive, Gold Rush TV show, which follows Todd Hoffman in his attempt to take everyone's money while promising nebulous returns.  This is part seven of our 475 part series, entitled, "Why Would You Give the Hoffman's a Half Million Dollars?"

Todd Hoffman asks these tourists if they can spare $300,000.  It seems he needs the money to catch a bus and get some potato salad. 

Jack Hoffman says not to worry because Nancy is on the way and she makes a delicious potato salad.  They just need to find 60 pounds of potatoes after the next commercial. 

"Wouldn't you rather have some macaroni salad?  You don't have to decide until after the next commercial."

"No potatoes here."

"I think a Viking song about rowing is in order.  Just substitute the word potato for boat.  Let's get ******** started."

"No potatoes here."

"I have a good feeling about this ground.  I think we'll find lots of potatoes."

Tony Beets gets 15% of Parker's potato salad. 

"Guys, there are no potatoes here.  It looks like we're going to have to go to Russia.  We need lebensraum for miners.  Dad can you lead us in prayer?"