Gold Rush S05E06 - a review

Today we examine Discovery Channel's hit show, Gold Rush.  This is the sixth installment of our five million part series, entitled, 'I Wonder If They Will Find Enough Gold After This Commercial.'

Santa Claus asks, "What would you like for Christmas little boy?" 

Tony Beets decides that playing around in the dirt all day is "for the ******* birds" and he'd rather "have some ****** mashed potatoes." 

Parker explains to the camera that he'd like some mashed potatoes too. 

Todd Hoffman explains that he tried the potatoes diet but he was always hungry.

Todd Hoffman explains that he tried the gravy diet too but was always hungry.

Todd Hoffman explains that he tried the the peas and carrots diet as well but was always hungry.

Instead he's having a bowl of dirt. 

"I bet you want a bright red race car, don't you, little boy?  Why don't you jump up here and sit on Santa's lap?"

Dave Something squishes his forehead together and speaks in Klingon.

This woman has been in the show lately.  I don't get it.  She doesn't even mine for gold.