Todd Hoffman brings this guy a jar of strawberries.
"Here's a jar of strawberries. It's all I was able to get in the divorce settlement."
He continues, "My ex-wife got the house and custody of our boys. You remember my twin sons Adolf and Kevin?"
"Did you trade the gold for a bag of magic beans again?"
"I don't know why Thurber goes to that doctor. I can do a prostate exam."
The strawberry pump suffers a catastrophic failure.
Tony Beets inspects his fleet of Boeing 747s.
He says,"**** the ******* ***** *******."
He continues, "**** **** ******* *** *******"
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