"Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
"I don't have any chickens."
"I don't mean that literally. What I mean is that you shouldn't rely on something that you are unsure about. You shouldn't make plans based on assumptions that can lead to disappointment. Now then, I have a really good feeling about this land."
"Our drummer quit. Do you know of anyone?"
"But I don't want to be a drummer."
"Now just grab the bag with both ******* hands. Here, give me that ******* bag and I'll open it. Like this, now ******* pay attention."
The producers followed Todd Hoffman to his doctors appointment. I don't know why they showed his colonoscopy video.
This guy's mustache is going to have its own show.
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