The Jock

Today we explore the jock - a totally in-depth report.  From the jock's ground-breaking work on cracking the codes used by the Nazis, to the jock's work on the development of the hydrogen bomb that helped win the cold war, and lately, their brilliant ideas in the field of cancer research.

Their contributions have likely saved the lives of countless people, many of them children.  But just what is so different about the jock's brain?  Why are they so darn smart?

As it turns out, the jock's head is filled with puzzle pieces, while the ordinary head is filled with a squishy material, somewhat like a Twinkie.  The jock's unique head construction allows them to easily solve complex mathematical formulas.

We asked award winning jock Brett Favre (pronounce it like the 'R' comes before the 'V') to complete our post.  He's suffering from early-onset dementia although we can't imagine why.

"Why am I sitting in front of this computer?  Who are you?"