Quiz: If I Was a Cow What Meat Product Would I Be?

Today we present a quiz, because everybody loves (apparently) them so much.  This is quiz #45 out of 300.  Our favorite is #233, 'What Kind of Vermin Would I Be?'  We especially like the section that answers the question, "What disease would I spread?"

So, let's get going.

If I Was a Cow What Meat Product Would I Be?

Hamburger
Meatball
Hotdog
Some kind of sausage

Cows

There is supposedly a mystery involving the still missing Malaysian Airlines plane.  They had a show on PBS tonight.  Of course they ignored the obvious answer to this aeronautical puzzle, which is that the plane was accidentally beamed up by a flying saucer.

Everybody knows aliens love cows.  Just stick with me on this line of thought.

... and Malaysian Airlines painted their planes in a cow pattern.  So, naturally the alien overlords got confused.  Because of this tragic incident, Malaysian Airlines now paints their planes Dodger blue.