Because everybody loves (apparently) lists, quizzes, and shit like that, I made my own. I present the first of a 500 part series, '5 Pictures You Can Click On.'
1) Above is a picture of Tom Hanks from the movie 'Captain Phillips.' It's about the captain of a container ship, who has an Internet porn addiction. It's some weird German shit.
2) Above is former president George W. Bush welcoming Jesus. (not shown) Jesus and George's bizarre entourage are unconcerned with the angels 'Death From Above' campaign.
3) Above is the GEICO pig with a smartphone (with the GEICO app) super glued to his hoof. An extra-special bonus picture is included below.
4) What a Dukes of Hazzard car actually looked like after a jump.
5) From the winter Olympics. The skater had a chicken bone stuck in their windpipe.
I especially like the added bonus photo of the General Lee. The Geico pig has my vote for the presidential election next year.
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