Somebody Kill Something!

Among the several hundred channels I get is the Outdoor channel.  I wanted to give you a heads-up as they're changing the name.  After January 1st, it will be known as the 'If It Moves Kill It' channel.

This channel features heavily armed hunters killing animals and proudly kneeling on the ground behind the animal's corpse.

Then, they tell the story behind the kill.

"I'm gonna cut off his head now.  You'll probably want to shut off the camera."

His buddy pulls a dead turtle out his camo jacket, and says, "This will make an excellent paperweight."

Sometimes, they have to pluck the animals out of a lake.  He's going to put this one over the fireplace in his den.