TV Show Ideas

Today, we present our totally original ideas for TV shows, because it's clear that the networks are on drugs, are out of ideas, and have essentially given up.  Naked and Afraid is a good example.

Prawn Stars

This show is just like A&Es 'Pawn Stars' except all the employees are crustaceans.  One day Chumlee comes in to find that most of the staff has been taken away and stuffed into spring rolls.

So You Think You Have Cancer

As the title implies, this show is about people who are worried about their health.  The audience votes on which contestant has the worst/best story.  Blood in their urine and/or blood in their stool gets the contestant an automatic entry into round two.  The winner gets their medical bills paid and a full set of expensive diagnostics at a prominent hospital.  The losers get nothing. 

59 Minutes

This show is just like CBS'S '60 Minutes' except it's one minute shorter and has the Hooters girls introducing each segment.

Death Row Death Match

Ten death row prisoners fight to the death in a cage, like MMA.  The victim's family of the person left at the end gets a million dollars.  The person gets a pardon and gets set free.

More shows about Alaska

We can never have enough shows set in Alaska.  Anything will do just fine.  These two should get the schedule up and running right away, Alaskan Prostitutes and Alaska: Needless Suffering.