Cows

There is supposedly a mystery involving the still missing Malaysian Airlines plane.  They had a show on PBS tonight.  Of course they ignored the obvious answer to this aeronautical puzzle, which is that the plane was accidentally beamed up by a flying saucer.

Everybody knows aliens love cows.  Just stick with me on this line of thought.

... and Malaysian Airlines painted their planes in a cow pattern.  So, naturally the alien overlords got confused.  Because of this tragic incident, Malaysian Airlines now paints their planes Dodger blue.