Comedy Comes From Pain

So, I tried killing myself the other day.  There I said it.  The back story is another fall and this time a broken hip.  But I got a nifty corner room with electric draperies in the hospital and they rebuilt my hip with surplus NASA materials.

Since I don't keep a handgun in the house (or I would have turned it on myself years ago), the problem became a question of just how to do it.  I used to have a verbose description of the methods open to me, but that read all fucked up so I deleted it.  Let's just say my method was amazing, fun, and it involved an Oprah movie.

Here's a couple links that made sense for inclusion yesterday.  299 Words,  A Day.