Multiple Choice

Below is a super-important quiz.  We use it to weed out unqualified readers, or we could have a crazy person running around in here.  You will be scored on punctuality, appearance, and how well you fit into the group.

Please answer the following.

1) The word amazing is _________.

• amazing
• nifty
• nasty
• crappy

2) There is nothing more  _________ than the word amazing.

• overused
• stupid
• amazing
• this is dumb

3) I plan on discontinuing the use of all other adjectives.

• True
• False

4) This post-it note is _________.

• tasty
• green, you color blind motherfucker.
• amazing 
• beyond amazing 

5) The alien spaceship on the White House lawn is _________.

• okay, I suppose
• going to kill our president
• gleaming in the afternoon sun.  I bet it's made out of aluminum. 
• going to kill our leaders with its death rays.  I'm glad I'm not in Congress.

 6) This grace is _________.

• amazing
• amazingly amazing
• epic
• really amazing